omg AHAHAHHA WHY DON’T THESE EXIST?
Elaine: So now the *other* Lippman kissed me.
George: Well, sure. They’re Jewish, and you’re a shiksa.
George: It means a non-Jewish woman.
Elaine: I know what it means, but what does being a shiksa have to do with it?
George: You’ve got ‘shiksappeal’. Jewish men love the idea of meeting a woman that’s not like their mother.
Elaine: Oh, that’s insane.
George: I’ll tell you what’s insane: the price that I could get you on a new desktop computer.
Elaine: I am not buying a computer from you.
George: There’s porn.
Elaine: (Pausing) Even so.
George: Damn it!
(via The Serenity Now)
heavens to betsy, i’ve always loved this top.
Submitted by: Anon
still the best thing on the internet
forever reblog. forever.
Holy jesus fuck.
This is gold.
I think I just laughed myself half to death
OH MY GOD
IT’S BACK. OH CHRIST.